Good Luck

 Esther Sutofsky has announced her bid to run for President of UCO. Congrats Esther, now tell us, what do you bring to the table other than your close friendship with Olga and her imaginary sidekick Eddie Shoeshine? What have you done for the village other than complain about David Israel and Ed Black? What committees are you on? 
You must imagine yourself to be another Barrack Obama, where you can just be an organizer, run for for an office then be the President. At least he held an office before tackling the presidency. 
If you really want to help this Village, the first thing you need to do is start  a little lower on the totem pole. You and I have been here roughly the same amount of time (living here that is), and I do at least give you credit, you actually live here, unlike our Treasurer. 
The fact that you want to run is commendable, it shows you have some concerns. However the personal attacks on our current president just because you don't like him personally, shows a total lack of respect for the office. If you can't respect the office, how will anyone respect you should you win. 
Yes, I myself show total disregard and disdain towards  Olga, and yes, it is personal. Anyone that has the NERVE to wish someone dead, just because they disagree with some bull$*** article SHE wants published in the paper, then it becomes very personal.
Just for the sake of some background, here is how that played out: 
she came into the Reporter office, bypassed Myron, one of the editors sitting at his desk and went to Lanny trying to get him to publish an article supposedly written by her son, a pharmacist. The article was pretty much a protest of legislation coming down concerning changes proposed to increase the number of pharmacy techs permitted to work under each Pharmacist. I believe the number stated was a 3 to 1 ratio to increase to 6 to 1 or something like that. When I heard her mention it, I spoke up, maybe I shouldn't have, but I did. I asked her if she had any kind of medical background which she denied, I told her that I did, while in the Navy for a time I was a Hospital Corpsman, and our Pharmacy had up to 10 techs per Pharmacist without any problems, I also stated that the increase in techs would only save money for the Pharmacies and maybe they would pass on the savings to the customers as the additional 3 techs would make about as much as one Pharmacist, but I doubt she heard that part, as she went on her little tirade and spouted filth that would make any sailor blush. Then came her "You should've died in the war" comment. From that point on, it became personal, very personal, and shall remain so until I get a public apology.   I know right now, she is probably saying F*** him, it'll never happen, so I will keep on doing what I do, try to do what is best for the Village and speak out against her propaganda, and her buddy, the arrogant know it all but does nothing Edweirdo. Olga is an insult to every veteran in the country. She almost rates right up there with Hanoi Jane. Anyone stupid enough to think that what she said during her protesting days was to save my or any vets life is just plain ignorant of the duties of a member of the armed forces is. The military (while they serve) gives up their rights, so you can have yours.
Back to Esther running; 
as I said, congrats on your announcement. Good Luck.